A guys takes a cab to work....

When he suddenly realized that the driver is cross-eyed.

https://healthcare.utah.edu/healthfe...cross-eyes.jpg


He wanted to take advantage of the situation and decided to pay him half the price of the ride since the driver will see it as double.


The driver says to the guy “that’ll be $5.00”


The guy decides to pay only “$2.50”.


The driver responded, “well, this is not enough!”


The guy, knowing he’s trying to fool the driver, said, “but that’s exactly what you asked me for!”


The driver replied, “I know! But there’s 2 of you!”