Deaf couple.......

A deaf couple got married......

And on their wedding night, as they laid down in bed and before turning the lights out, they realized they needed a way to communicate with each other in the dark (since they used sign language to talk to each other).


The woman looked lovingly at her husband and said (in sign language, of course), "Dear, when we lay down, after we turn the lights out, if you want to make love to me that night, touch my right breast. If you don't want to make love to me that night, touch my left breast."


The husband nodded. Then he signed back to her, "Sweetheart, when we lay down at night, after we turn the lights out, if you want to have sex with me that night, pull my penis once. If you don't want to have sex with me that night, pull my penis 250 times."