A couple from Alabama get married......

They go off to Las Vegas for their honeymoon.

They get settled in their room for their first night together.

As he's getting ready to take off his robe, she says "Be gentle. It's my first time".

He gets outraged, packs his stuff, and leaves.

His dad lets him cool off for a bit.

After a week, he asks "Son, why aren't you with your wife".

The son drops his head and says "Well, she was a virgin".

The dad nods and replies "If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours".