All men are equal before fish.
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All men are equal before fish.
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
Dan Rather
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams
If everybody did it... Would it work???
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”
Bil Keane.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.
Annie Lennox
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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You are strong when you know your weaknesses.
You are beautiful when you appreciate your flaws.
You are wise when you learn from your mistakes.”
“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”
Mother Teresa.
One should always marry … afterall happiness is not everything in life.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
MARK TWAIN
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
Gilda Radner
The road to success is always under construction.
"It would be better if you begin to teach others only after you yourself have learned something."
Albert Einstein.
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
MARK TWAIN
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
John Lennon.
"I used to wake up pissed when the sun would be in my eyes early in the morning , Now it's a blessing!"
Daniele S. ( Cancer patient ) ~
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
“We cannot always build the future of our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.”
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”
Winston Churchill.
"He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor."
Paddy O'Dea
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Phyllis Diller 1917-2012