"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money"
Margaret Thatcher
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"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money"
Margaret Thatcher
You must be the change you wish to see in the world... Mahatma Gandhi
... do you want fries with that? ...
“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”
Benjamin Franklin.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
“Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life.”
Albert Einstein.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”
James Baldwin.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
“The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family.”
Lee Iacocca.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. :D
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
George Bernard Shaw.
Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
Bruce Lee
“Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.”
Confucius.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
“It is not beauty that endears; it’s love that makes us see beauty.”
Leo Tolstoy.
The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.
Charles Kuralt
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
Sholom Aleichem.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
Mark Twain.
"I'm the literary equivalent of a big mac and fries."
Stephen King
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Robin Williams
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
"Work is the only thing that gives substance to life."
Albert Einstein.