They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? :noidea:
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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? :noidea:
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
Jennifer Jones
lol well I'm sure it's been done,maybe a little more than a hug lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Anubis
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead.
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Walk beside me; that we may be as one.
American Indian Proverb, Ute.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
We are made from Mother Earth and we go back to Mother Earth.
American Indian Proverb, Shenandoah.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
You already possess everything necessary to become great.
American Indian Proverb, Crow.
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. :tehe:
The road to success is always under construction.
Marriage is the only war where
one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer.... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after.....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno
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Funny mac
I know you don't believe all those lol
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
― Albert Einstein
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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“What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.”
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“The greatest challenge is life is discovering who you are. The second greatest is being happy with what you find.”
The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
Marcus Tullius Cicero.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. ~
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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“If the feelings aren’t there, then you shouldn’t be either.”
Don't argue with an idiot
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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“Sometimes you’re haunted not by the things you did, but by the things you didn’t do.”
What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Albert Pike.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
John Wooden.
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“Don’t count every day of the week; make every day of the week count.”
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude
Oprah Winfrey.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say. :noidea:
All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Pablo Picasso.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
- Mark Twain
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your thoughts.
Anonymous.