Last one to post wins....

Not So fast Whacking Puss!!.....Boobies Last!!!...

Boobies first and Whacking Puss last, It's called foreplay

I'm married, so whacking something else is not a question.....LAST!!

learn foreplay and leave the whacking behind

What's That??....LAST!!..

It's the thing that keeps your wife from straying

Straying...That's a Complicated word....Does it have nipples??....LAST!!

yeah but not the kind you can milk

It's Ok, don't want the milk, just where It comes from....LAST!!!

a ***** and tittie fight but now i am last

Arse Comes in, Now We Get the Full Picture!!.....LAST!!..

ha ha asked for that one i am last

No Puss, Arse or Titty will ever be LASt in My Books!!....

The puss strikes again...LAST

last again