The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' :innocent:
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' :innocent:
but the mushroom is such a fungai.. :tehe:
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween!
Dexter Kozen.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
my quote is get out of my way while I surf on the QEW...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Anubis
You're not supposed to be surfing on your way to Etobicoke du. :tehe:
ooops...no wonder I keep getting the finger...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Anubis
Yup that would explain it.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by dishuser
new quote...I'm now a minority...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Anubis
Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.
Robert Fulghum.
A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. ;)
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“True Love gives you Peace. It doesn’t consume you with anxiety, that’s lust.”
Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
Phil Jackson
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
Anonymous.
The best revenge is massive success.
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
Abigail Van Buren.
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“Make the world a better place one person at a time. Start with yourself.”
The consequences of today are determined by the actions of the past. To change your future, alter your decisions today.
Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband...
Author Unknown.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
Albert Schweitzer
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Charles Wadsworth.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Albert Einstein.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Aristotle.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill.
Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.
Gilbert K. Chesterton.
Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Roger Lewin.
Don’t let the past steal your present.
Cherralea Morgen.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. :innocent:
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
Oscar Wilde.
'' If you wish to be in your children memories Tomorrow … you have to spend time in their lives today…"
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.
"Love Your Parents . We are so busy growing up,we often forget they are also growing old."
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
Janice Maeditere.