People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
So Dang true!
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“Today is a brand new day. A fresh start. Replace any negativity with positivity.
Think happy thoughts. Exercise. Drink lots of water. Fill your body with fuel. Healthy is happy.
Inspire yourself. Create. Laugh. Play. Love. Learn
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them. Mark Twain
There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works.
Always drink upstream from the herd :D
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”
― George Burns