Cobra`s 1000 Satfix Bux Contest....

LOL I am thinking this will be a good read so Cobra when you get back hit me up with the winner and I will match the 1000 Satfix bux myself providing of course I haven't succeeded in getting myself banned by then :D

after thought!

In the event I am banned I am sure Mabs will toss in 5000 bux in on my behalf

No gas in your most cherished ride.

Your going to Florida..........................?? When you get back Rosie will have moved in.......................

It would be cool to install a few hidden video cam's, and a DVR, could make some good you tube video's.

"Do Nothing" and collect the grand himself.

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Originally Posted by toot_1

No gas in your most cherished ride.

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Been there bud years ago....I left the truck with just fumes in it. LMAO.

Ok...let`s see who`s gonna win this.......Came home Fri nite, everything reasonably clean, no rugs stains, no roaches(damn), no table burns...no money I left went unused, fridge still with some food left in it so I was pretty impressed and proud of the little fella.....that was upon first viewing. Upon further review....... I detected all my beer was gone, wine bottles were in the garbage, 2 full bottles of whiskey and a bottle of bourbon were AWOL, garbage was forgotten to be tossed as were the recycles, dog crap not picked up for 11 days, 5 loads of laundry undone (including what I brought back).........all of which I kinda expected.........

Sat morning I got a cup of coffee...went into the back family room (MY.. "off limits" family room) flicked on the TV to see some hockey news and went to sit on my Lazy boy. WTF ??? No Lazy Boy...as in gone. He worked Sat so I waited till he came home last nite...seems some girl friend drank too much wine..."caught the flu" fell asleep and chucked in my chair. They were trying to have it cleaned....but I said NO WAY...Cobra goes Lazy Boy shopping today...with them splitting it 50/50.
So far that is the extent, but I haven`t seen my neighbors yet either LOL.

So I`ll go over everyone`s posts later and declare a winner!!!

We have a winner !!!!!!

Terry came close in that all my booze was indeed gone.
Anubis was right there too with the fact he spent all the money I left.
JCO was right on the money with the fact he removed any evidence. (my chair)

But Night Predator hit the nail on the head that everyone pitched in and helped clean up ...too well so I looked in the trash were all the evidence was left. Then like NP suggested look for pics on facebook etc------well I found the pics all right.....in his cell phone!!! Dummy forgot to erase them. Looks like the kids had a great time and I`m getting a new chair and my booze replaced so all is well till I go for a month next year.

Congrats NP...

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Originally Posted by Bigpineguy

My guess is that you come home and find Nothing wrong or out of place..... at his age now, he should know some cute women that will be at the party that he has at your house, he will tell them about the pool table , and what happened, and the women will help him clean up so well , that you will know that something HAD to have happened, and he wouldn't have cleaned up so well....and then , about a week or so later, you will find some type of evidence that someone forgot or didn't see to prove that he messed up...lol....

BPG~

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I think this was a close guess then :tehe:

BPG~

Thanks bud. Kids never change even when the technology does. They need to immortalize and share everything. And they forget, as I did, to hide the evidence. Wait until you see whats on his and his friends FB. LOL

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Originally Posted by Bigpineguy

I think this was a close guess then :tehe:

BPG~

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Yeah, sorry BPG I was in a hurry to go out to get smokes and I forgot the closest one to a winner with no cigar was you. Only diff was where the evidence was to be found.

Hope you had a good time Cobra..............................

Haha! Great read. Kid sounds like me (or maybe all of us) back in the day.