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Marriage is the only war where
one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer.... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after.....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno
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Funny mac
I know you don't believe all those lol
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
― Albert Einstein
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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“What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful.”
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“The greatest challenge is life is discovering who you are. The second greatest is being happy with what you find.”
The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
Marcus Tullius Cicero.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. ~
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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“If the feelings aren’t there, then you shouldn’t be either.”
Don't argue with an idiot
People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.