"You can't have everything, where would you put it?":noidea:
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"You can't have everything, where would you put it?":noidea:
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
Then He made the earth round ... and laughed and laughed and laughed...
I knew it... I knew it all along... life just had to be some kind of cruel joke...lol
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.:thumbsup:
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“A difficult time can be more readily endured if we retain the conviction that our existence holds a purpose –
a cause to pursue, a person to love, a goal to achieve.”
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“One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living.
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon
instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.”
"If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.":thumbsup:
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul.
Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Your life is simple. It’s about what do you want people to remember.
Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. ♥
I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
"Hope is the beginning of happiness, and the final stage of sorrow. Where there is breath, there is hope. Where there is hope, there is always a better tomorrow".
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement
I like it!Quote:
Originally Posted by darlinkat
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. :thumbsup:
FISH: an animal that grows the fastest
between the time it’s caught
and the time the fisherman
describes it to his friends.
Read more:Code:http://www.quotesquotations.com/funny/fishing-quotes.htm#ixzz1yAZyal6Y
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Getting old sucks but it's better then the alternative
words too live by, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by bigge
was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigge
George Carlin :D
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So come with me with me where Dreams are born and Time is never planned.
Just think of Happy things, and your heart will fly on Wings, in Never Never Land.
Shin: A device for finding furniture.:tehe:
same thing can be said about a toe...lol
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“When you arise in the morning,
think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive- to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love-
then make that day count!”
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Two kinds of gratitude: The sudden kind we feel for what we take; the larger kind we feel for what we give.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.:yes:
Anyone remember the little engine that could??? boy... that takes me way back...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by harryb
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We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.