Totally Opposite

Beer = Single Malt Scotch

Single Malt Scotch =

Single Malt Scotch=Kentucky Straight Bourbon

swimming hole=

swimming hole = gravel pit

Death = ?

Death = Living
Nice =

Nice = Horrible

Rich = ?

rich= low cal

helpful=

helpful = useless!

Boat = ?

Boat = Convex...

Short = ?

Short = Six Feet

Six Feet =

six feet=short

slaphappy=

slaphappy = punchmad

Alligator = ?

alligator=smooth

smooth=

Smooth = Bumps

Bumps =

Bumps = Curves

Curves = ?

curves = straightens

Bipolar =