Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
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Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
you can pick your friends...you can pick your nose....you cant pick your friends nose...
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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,
show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.:yes:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
yup you get it... don't you anubis !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Anubis
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"People need loving the most when they deserve it the least."
I am needing to keep this quote in mind for someone lol
See the carpet of the sun... the green grass soft & sweet...Renaissance
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Originally Posted by darlinkat
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
What goes up, will come down... So move out of the way...........:D
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Originally Posted by darlinkat
Thanks for noticing hutch...lovely wordsQuote:
Originally Posted by hutch
I love that image
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The people that are so quick to walk away are the ones that never intended to stay.
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
- Erica Jong
I wish I knew now what I knew when I was 17. We knew it all at that age didn't we?
"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."
:innocent:
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
Working likw a dog and getting paid like a slave
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. -Marilyn Monroe
Couldn't resist this one. lol
“When life gives you lemons, all that’s left is to go get some tequila
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us. - Alexander Graham Bell
"Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires courage." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
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“When I give you my time, I’m giving you a portion of my life that I will never get back.
So don’t waste it.”
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
Only the one who does not question is safe from making a mistake.
Albert Einstein
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“Never say you’re not good enough,
if that person can’t see you for who you are, then they are the ones who aren’t good enough.”
Never Give up...Never give in
You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
Mark Twain
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“No relationship is a waste of time.
The wrong ones teach you the lessons that prepare you for the right one.”
True friends stab you in the front. :tehe:
Size does matter.
The bigger the pack of paper towels you buy, the cheaper it is.:D