It's the weekend so let me think of a few for next week.
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It's the weekend so let me think of a few for next week.
was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
Things don’t have to change the world to be important. Steve Jobs
My Dad always said, "do as I say not as I do". I didn't understand that until I had kids!
Ah yes makes purrrrfect sense then lolQuote:
Originally Posted by metalmaker
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“You can’t always please everybody,
but you can do what makes you happy and just hope that those around you will be happy for you.”
you can please some of the people some of the time but you can never please all of the people all of the time
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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“Set aside the pains of the past, enjoy the blessing of the present,
and look forward to the promise of the future.”
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half...!
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
"Never squat while wearing your spurs"
My Favorite :
"Be Yourself, Everyone else is Taken"
Willow
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.” -
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer
So Dang true!
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“Today is a brand new day. A fresh start. Replace any negativity with positivity.
Think happy thoughts. Exercise. Drink lots of water. Fill your body with fuel. Healthy is happy.
Inspire yourself. Create. Laugh. Play. Love. Learn
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them. Mark Twain
There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works.
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Originally Posted by anubis
hmmmmm....kinda goes hand in hand no? :tehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by mclovin
Always drink upstream from the herd :D
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”
― George Burns
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.