Cobra`s 1000 Satfix Bux Contest....

As a few of you know I`m heading south to some warmth tomorrow for 10 days or more....I`m leaving my 22 yr son in charge of the house alone for the first time. Usually my daughter (26) is here and she runs the place like Gestapo headquarters when she`s in charge......but she`s babysitting a house out of town right now.
So just what will he do??? What will be broken or lost upon my return? Threats are all in place and he knows I make good on them. Last time I left to do a hockey camp he had a small party, spilled something all over the pool table.........pool table was sold LOL.

Anyone posting closest to what goes wrong will get 1000 satfix bucks upon my return.

BTW...don`t bother posting re police stuff. He`s a good kid and never has been even close to any activity that would involve authorities. Same as my workshop--it`s off limits and he`d never think of entering that room....it`s work related in there LMAO.


So what`s he going to do???????? There`s a grand in it for you.

Good luck!!!

OK, my best bet is on a "Lard flush" contest.

Thats were him and his buddies drink your liqueur cabinet dry and see how big a chunk of Lard they can flush down the toilet without it over flowing the bowl.

That's exactly what I had in mind Terry...lol.. Clogged toilets..Have fun "thawing" down there Cobra... House will be clean when u get back.... Hey wait a minute.. You are giving away my Bux!!!!!!lol..

im thinking it will be mild...just a few beer and mixed drink stains on the furniture and or carpet.

My money is on no food left upon your return and all the cash you left for him spent.

My guess is that upon your return he burned the evidence.. No house left...LOL

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Originally Posted by JCO

My guess is that upon your return he burned the evidence.. No house left...LOL

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Lmao!!!Too good..

My guess is that you come home and find Nothing wrong or out of place..... at his age now, he should know some cute women that will be at the party that he has at your house, he will tell them about the pool table , and what happened, and the women will help him clean up so well , that you will know that something HAD to have happened, and he wouldn't have cleaned up so well....and then , about a week or so later, you will find some type of evidence that someone forgot or didn't see to prove that he messed up...lol....

BPG~

Cat will be pregnant...

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Originally Posted by JCO

My guess is that upon your return he burned the evidence.. No house left...LOL

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Now that is what scares me......that guess is right up his alley to hide any evidence.

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Originally Posted by zoogor

im thinking it will be mild...just a few beer and mixed drink stains on the furniture and or carpet.

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As long as they are just drink stains!!!




Sorry..................................My fault..

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Now that is what scares me......that guess is right up his alley to hide any evidence.

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You will know it the garden or flower bed has been freshly weeded...

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Originally Posted by Terryl

As long as they are just drink stains!!!




Sorry..................................My fault..

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knowing cobra...im sure the furniture already has the "other" stains. lol

My football viewing buddies had the best one yet.............he moves his mother back into the house while I`m gone !!!............................................we got divorced 18 yrs ago. LMAO

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Originally Posted by zoogor

knowing cobra...im sure the furniture already has the "other" stains. lol

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LMAO-----and it`s all going with HIM when and IF he ever moves out.