A Scotsman.......

A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time.

At the end of his first day on the slopes, he decided to knock back a few drinks at the resort tavern.


After consuming six whiskeys he turned around and spotted a big, stuffed animal head with large antlers.


"Hey barkeep," he said. "What the hell is that over there?"


The bartender replied, "Oh that's a moose!"


"F**k me! How big are the cats?!"

:D:grr::dancing_peng::banned:

I had to waste my last brain cell on that...............