We were at the hotel pool and I thought it would be fun to push the wife in, she completely over reacted though 'Calm down' I said, as I pulled her out of the water, ' Everybody is looking at us'. 'Calm down?' she shouted, coughing and spluttering, ' You know I can't swim!' 'OK, I'm sorry,' I said. ' I was only having a laugh.'
'Having a laugh'. she screamed 'just dive down and get my [email protected] wheelchair I'm going home.'
Women a! what's up with 'em no sense of humour.....................