"Of course, I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In
over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length
and width it is almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it
just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was
laughing. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's part, she
composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I
promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the
problem?"
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."It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.