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Downed Marine Pilot
Downed Marine Pilot
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject and eventually recovered by friendlies, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital in a lot of pain.
He found himself in an ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.
It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.
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