Downed Marine Pilot

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject and eventually recovered by friendlies, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital in a lot of pain.

He found himself in an ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.

It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.