A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time.
At the end of his first day on the slopes, he decided to knock back a few drinks at the resort tavern.
After consuming six whiskeys he turned around and spotted a big, stuffed animal head with large antlers.
"Hey barkeep," he said. "What the hell is that over there?"
The bartender replied, "Oh that's a moose!"
"F**k me! How big are the cats?!"