Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of
the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree
to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from
the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon
duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area
ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an
area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the
carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the
second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between
the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not
be limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other
means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party
of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being
tendered non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the
second part becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the
first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in
a manner consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal
statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of
the first part shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid
installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the
procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful
to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also
being non-negotiable. The above described steps may be performed, at the
option of the party of the first part, by any or all agents authorized by him,
the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the
Partnership.