A Women Went On Holiday Leaving Her Husband Behind.

Before She Left, She Told Him To Take Extra Special Care For Her Pet Cat.

As Soon As She Arrived There, She Called Her Husband And Asked If The Cat Was Aright.

Her Husband Said, "The Cat Just Died!"

She Burst Into Tears And Said, "How Could You Be So Blunt? Why Couldn't You Have Broken The News Gradually! Today You Could Have Said It Was Playing On The Roof, Tomorrow You Could Have Said It Fell Off And Had Broken It's Leg. Then On The Third Day, You Could Have Say The Poor Thing Had Passed Away In The Night. You Could Hvae Been More Sensitive About The whole Thing.

By The Way, How's The Mother?"

He Said, "She's Playing On The Roof!"