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Another good one is have some one go buy a gallon of latex paint thinner.
... and they aren't blonde!
Or have them go back in and ask for some "Relative Bering Grease"........
♫♫♫ I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK ♫♫♫ I drink all night and sleep all day. ♫♫♫
Coming soon to a crop circle near you.....
There is a 66 and third % chance that I'm on the right planet...
"I'm happier then a Jackalope in a balloon factory"
"First rule of testing satellites"
"If its working fine now, then don't mess with it"
"Second rule of testing satellites"
"If you did mess with it, and now it doesn't work, can you blame someone else?"
"Third rule of testing satellites"
"If you did mess with it, and it doesn't work now, and you can't blame someone else"
"Can you HIDE it"?
theres always the chain tightener and the aluminum magnet
or the laser level ink
or the horedo
DODGE the father
RAM the daughter
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Can of striped paint
Adjustable metric wrench
or a henway
Key to the vapor lock
A water hammer
Battery for the dynamo
OR, a 'skyhook' !!
Light bulb repair kit
Complete set of piston return springs........a couple of large cans of compression.....small cans won't be enough for a V8.
Cranker
Red taillight fluid
Muffler bearing !!
Bottle of Dihydrogen Monoxide.