2 Old Ladies On Beach

[SARGEQUANGTRI]

2 Old Ladies On Beach

There was a man who took very good care of his body. Every day he lifted weights and jogged 6 miles. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over, apart from on his ‘thing’.

So, he decided to do something about it…
He went to the beach, took off all his clothes and buried himself in the sand, except for his ‘thing’ which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the ‘thing’ sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady:

“There’s no justice in the world!“

The other old lady asked what she meant.

She replied:
“Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.“

“Now I’m 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I’m too old to squat!“

[kenorakid]

3 old ladies sitting on a park bench when a flasher came up to them, he flashed the first old lady and she had a stroke, flashed the the 2nd old lady and she did too, flashed the 3rd but she didn't have a stroke.......she couldn't reach it