If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three pack a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill
the pilot at 35,000 feet,and the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world
As it is anymore.
So if I die while my old wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer.
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.