Two cowboys were talking and one asked the other, "What is your favorite sex position?"


"I don't know, said the other , What's yours?"


"I like the Rodeo position, said the first guy."


"What's that? asked the second cowboy."


"Well, says the first guy, you get your girlfriend on all fours and mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts in your hands, then you say, "Wow, these feel just like your sister's." Then you just try to hang on for 8 seconds."