Give me a drink...

[dogdayz]

A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "No you can't have a drink cuz we don't serve mushrooms here!" The mushroom continues to plead his case. He says, "Aww, please, just one drink. I promise I won't cause any trouble." The bartender looks at him suspiciously. The mushroom says, "Aww, come on. You can give me a drink. I won't cause any trouble, cuz I'm a Fungi."

[swan]

Awww its monday and im a fun-gi