Job Application

[jainplane]

A newly unemployed man went into the Job Center in downtown New York
and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested,
he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the
file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the
gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay
them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving
foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so
they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary
is $95,000, and if you are interested ..... you'll have to go to
Boston." "Good grief", the man asked,that's 226 miles away from NYC , "Is that where the job is?"
"No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now!!!

[runamok]

so funny lmao