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    I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.

    She said, “Hey
    sexy, how about giving me your number.”

    I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “I sure do."

    I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

    My dental surgery is on Monday

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    Got to watch those Monday jokes lol.
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