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    Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

    He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

    Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"

    The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." Really, the first man asks "Can I make a wish? "

    Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing".

    "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants.

    The man says " I want a Million Bucks ".

    The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.

    The guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?"

    The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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    Did the Bic turn into a lamp to rub? Where did the lamp come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabacho View Post
    Did the Bic turn into a lamp to rub? Where did the lamp come from?
    Must have been in his tackle box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabacho View Post
    Did the Bic turn into a lamp to rub? Where did the lamp come from?
    Hes a GENIE - He POOFED it !!!!

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