A old Man and his hard of hearing wife pull up to a gas station.

Attendant: what will it be sir?

The Old man says just fill it up.

Wife yells: what did he say?

Old man yells back angrily “ I just told him to FILL IT UP!”


Attendant says lovely day we’re having isn’t it?

Old man replies why yes it is, and his wife yells “what did he say?”

The frustrated old man yells back at his wife said it was a NICE DAMN DAY!


The attendant leans in the window and says so I see you’re from Washington state. I swear the worst blow job I’ve ever had was from there.

The wife yells at her husband, “what did he say?”

The old man replies SAYS HE KNOWS YA!