DODGE the father
RAM the daughter
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
There were six of us growing up 4 boys 2 girls. Dad handled the boys Mom the girls. Whenever something serious when amiss in the house we would get lined up and ask "who did it". Each one of use would reply "not me" at the end of the line, Dad would say: "yea your brother Notme did it again, where is he anyway".
Most times Dad would continue his interrogation until we broke down and one confessed. He would then say "this will hurt me more than does you".
Bless his sole, his discipline is probably the reason I am alive today.
Last edited by jets; 03-17-2019 at 01:14 AM.
my boss' dad had a good one he told me he said " if you're gonna be a man and go drinking at night you be a ***ing be a man in the morning and go to work" for some reason that one always stuck
My mother always said "u want money ,get a job"
All I wanted was a tricycle for my 3rd birthday.
Asked my mom for help one day she said there is no help for you.If you want it go get it yourself.
When I asked my father for something in the Sears catalog he would say "Get the scissors and I'll cut it out for you".
at 15 my father told me to be care full of where i put my dick and where i put my signature
Remember son I brought you into this world and I can take you out.