Vlady was practicing a eulogy speech for an assassinated Russian politician in front of a mirror...

"He was a dear patriot and credit to the Motherland, whom I personally adored as a friend and colleague.

I vow, as leader of Russia, to find the culprits responsible for this vicious murder..."


Putin then stopped and turned to his aide. "Are you sure this strikes the right tone, Yuri? I mean, in terms of timing? I've been a bit preoccupied, so remind me, when was he killed?"


After a few moments consulting his ipad, the aide replies, "Next week, sir."