My dad cut his finger while working in his shop.

He was urged by my mom to go to the doctor and get stitches.

He's one of those, "I don't go to doctors" and "I'm a cheapskate" type people.


After an hour it kept bleeding so he finally decided to go.

He was checked in and the doctor was about to do the procedure and my dad asks, "How much are these stitches going to cost?"

The doctor told him it would be about $100 with insurance.

My dad was like, "Nope, not going to do it, that's too much for a few stitches, thanks anyway."


The doctor with no hesitation says, "Fine, suture self."