A farmer asks his farmhand to fix the gate by replacing two planks.

The farmhand walks over to the barn to find a hammer and some nails to attach them when he runs into the two beautiful daughters of the farmer.


The farmhand looks at the daughters and tells them their father has ordered him to have sex with both of them.


The daughters don't believe him, so the farmhand turns around and shouts to the farmer:


"You want me to nail 'em both?"


The farmer replies with:


"Of course I do! What good would one do?"