A man is in a job centre in Philadelphia and he sees an ad for a "Pube Shaver"

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So he calls one of the assistants over and says "What's this all about?"


And the assistant says "Oh, yes. We have an opening for someone to work with movie actresses, bikini models and so on... all kinds of women in any branch of the industry where appearance is key, especially in the... pelvic region, if you follow me. The shaver is temporarily attached to one of the women while she is working and ensures that she is made presentable."


"I'm surprised," says the job-seeker. "I thought they'd just go to a salon and get a waxing or something."


"Well, it's more common than you think," says the assistant. "Sometimes they're on location where there aren't any salons, and many prefer to have a single shaver they know and trust. There are a few requirements, of course. For many of the women, it would be a huge advantage if you're male and straight."


"Seriously?" exclaims the job-seeker.


"Oh indeed. A lot of the women don't like the idea of another woman looking at them down there, and there's a common perception that gay men are actually repelled by women's genitals - which isn't good for the women's confidence and self-esteem."


"Okay," says the job-seeker, "I can promise you that there are no problems there!"


"Good," says the assistant. "Now the applicant needs to have a current passport and be willing to travel to a number of exotic foreign locations - and it helps it he's willing to socialise with the client outside working hours. It's that rapport I was talking about. And you have to be willing to stay in the same hotel as the client, in case she feels the need of a little extra grooming before a key shoot."


"That's just fine by me!" says the job-seeker.


"All right," says the assistant. "In that case, just fill out this card and get yourself to New York City within the next 24 hours."


"That's where the interview is?"


"No," says the assistant, "the interview is right here. But the end of the line is in New York at the moment."

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LMFAO !!!!

Good one Justdroppedin !! Thanx !