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    A Hairy Situation

    A bald man had a real hang-up about his lack of hair. He had tried all types of treatment, but without success. Then one day he passed a barber’s shop with a sign in the window that read: “Bald Men. Your Problems Solved Instantly. You Too Can Have a Head of Hair Like Mine For Five Hundred Dollars.”

    And beneath the sign was a photo of the barber with his flowing mane of hair. So the bald man went into the shop and asked the barber, “Can you guarantee that for $500 my hair will instantly look like yours?”

    “Certainly,” said the barber. “It will take no more than a few seconds for us to look exactly alike.”

    “Okay then,” said the bald man, handing over the money. “Let’s go for it.”

    The barber took the money and shaved his own hair off.
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    Great one but why did he ask the bartender?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabacho View Post
    Great one but why did he ask the bartender?
    I think Sargequangtri was in a bar when he wrote this up, he meant barber but was thinking bartender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabacho View Post
    Great one but why did he ask the bartender?
    I corrected the error ! I wasn't drinking alcohol, I just c/p'ed it !!

    Thanx for the good eagle eye Gabacho !


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