Business had been terrible and was not picking up.


I had to fire somebody and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.


It was an impossible decision because both were super workers.


Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.


Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover, after partying all night.


She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.


I approached her and said. "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."


"Could you jack off for now?" She replied. "I feel like crap. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime."


I had to let Jack go.