......and was a bit worried that his intended might not be a virgin.

He sought the advice of his doctor who said that he should equip himself with a pot of blue paint, a pot of red paint and a shovel in order to seek the answer.


"Now what in hell will that do?" asked the Irish guy.


"Well," the doc said, "you paint one testicle blue, and the other red just before you climb into bed on your wedding night. If she says, 'That's the strangest looking pair of balls I ever did see' you whack her on the head with the shovel"