......in search for a job.

The officer wants to ask her a few questions first... Officer: What's 24+45


Blonde: Ummmmm... 69!


Officer: What's the square root of 225?


Blonde: Ummmm... 15!


Officer: Nice! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?


Blonde: Ummmm... I dont know.


Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow when you know the answer.


The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"