Trouble on the links

[dogdayz]

One day, a man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron golf club wrapped around his neck.

Naturally the doctor is curious and asks him what happened to him.

"Well, it was like this" says the man. "I was enjoying a quiet round of golf with my wife. We were playing the fifth hole which is really difficult and we both sliced our drives into a field full of cows.
We went into the field to look for our balls, and while I was searching I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's backside. So I went over, lifted up the cow's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"Why, what did you do?", asks the doctor.

The man says, "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and shouted to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

[SARGEQUANGTRI]

HAHAHA !!! Good one !!

Thanx dogdayz !