A sales man once went to Japan for business.

He decided to visit a bordello because he got word of the Japanese special capabilities in the love making area.

So he went into a room with a lady and they got into the stuff, and in the heat of the moment the lady kept shouting Machigatta ana, Machigatta ana.....

He understood that that must probably mean something like magnificent, magnificent.....

So the next day, the guy went for golf with his Japanese business partner and the Japanese guy shoots a hole in one.

The businessmen compliments the japanese guy with by saying: Machigatta ana

So the Japanese guy response: what do you mean, wrong hole?!