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  1. 01-23-2020, 03:11 PM #1
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    Default The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.

    The maid asked her boss, the wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.


    The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"


    Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."


    Wife: "Who said that?"


    Helen: "Your husband."


    Wife: "Oh."


    Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


    Wife: "Who said that?"


    Helen: "Your husband."


    Wife: "Oh."


    Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."


    Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"


    Helen: "No, the gardener did."


    Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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    Loosely based on a true story perhaps?
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  5. 01-23-2020, 09:45 PM #3
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    yea , **** don't ever happen like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lobsterpot View Post
    yea , **** don't ever happen like that.




    lobsterpot, nice to see you out and about in the threads my friend!!

    why so jaded and no lol, or anything

    Hugs...Dee
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    Quote Originally Posted by orchidgirl View Post


    lobsterpot, nice to see you out and about in the threads my friend!!

    why so jaded and no lol, or anything

    Hugs...Dee
    life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch .
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    Quote Originally Posted by lobsterpot View Post
    life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch .



    Good to hear from you lobsterpot

    Sounds like you are having a well deserved rest!!

    Cheers...Dee
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    "life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch ."

    You on Fundy or the ocean bro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Noof View Post
    "life good, just got thur the fall fishing season. only a day here and there till spring . putting a few new windows in my house. feels good to home on the couch ."

    You on Fundy or the ocean bro?
    go offshore lobster fishing , 5 to 6 hours from shore. I see tankers and container ships during the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lobsterpot View Post
    go offshore lobster fishing , 5 to 6 hours from shore. I see tankers and container ships during the day.
    I guess your no stranger to the cold Atlantic winds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Noof View Post
    I guess your no stranger to the cold Atlantic winds...
    nope not at all. was out yesterday , Our wharf price went from 10 bucks to 8 bucks a pound. buyer is saying that coronavirus is hurting us.
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