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    Default Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bike...




    ..., when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.


    The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"


    The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."


    So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.


    Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.


    "Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"


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    Jeeeezzz....I forgot it was Monday....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terryl View Post
    Jeeeezzz....I forgot it was Monday....




    lol Terryl, you can't forget it's Monday for long lol
    As you found out!!

    Have a great week y'allll

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    #satfix you have to Love the Monday jokes... uhhg lol

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