A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are out golfing, exasperated that the group ahead of them is incredibly slow. A club employee arrives and they complain, to which he says:

"Sorry about the delays guys, the group ahead of you is a foursome of firefighters that were blinded in the line of action. We let them play for free every Saturday."

The doctor says "Oh I didn't realize. I have some friends that are ophthalmologists, I'll see if there's anything that they can do for the group".

The lawyer says "Send my condolences. I have a friend who specializes in workplace injuries, I'm sure he can get them some compensation."

The engineer says "Why can't these guys play at night?"