Apprentice day.....

[Justdroppedin]

A lot of choice words.....not a happy camper....lol





List of restaurant hazing tactics:
*Can you go grab me the bacon stretcher please?
*Quick! I need three and a half pounds of chopped flour, fast!
*Head to dry storage and find the replacement batteries for the Alto-Sham.
*The chef likes all the hot water to be drained from the coffee maker before we go home at night.
*Don’t forget to keep some bagged steam on your station when service starts.
*Head over to “nearby restaurant” and ask them for the calzone pump back. We loaned it to them weeks ago. (New employee leaves, then “nearby restaurant” is notified of the hazing so they play along. They then claim to have loaned it to another restaurant, this cycle continues until it either the new employee puts it together or it just becomes sad and mean)

[dishuser]

get me the hoor do
get me the bottle of laser ink

[SARGEQUANGTRI]

Get me a sky hook ! LOL

Thanx Justdroppedin !

[The Noof]

Or a bucket of compressed air.

[sonicmario]

Get me a sky hook ! LOL

Thanx Justdroppedin !

way back on my first laboring job, I was swamping for an excavator and he sent me on the mission to get him a sky hook, and I looked for hours, finally I stopped and asked the foreman, he told me to jump in the truck dropped me off and told me beers are on me that night lol, lucky I never got canned lmao. called me skyman for the rest of the job lmao!

[dogdayz]

I started out as a rookie computer operator in a mainframe data center. When I got a data check on a tape drive they sent me around looking for a "block stretcher". Of course everyone was in on it, they pull that one on all the new guys.

[herk]

Ladder stretcher ,we cant reach with this.

[wattso99]

Back in my wiring days I was hooking up a 3 phase conveyor system when I got it hooked up I bumped it to check which way it was going.
The helper said what was that I said it just blew a Fallopian tube would he go out to the girl on the front desk and ask her if she knew
where he could get one.......I don't know what she told him but he called me a SOB.......