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    A BOOB, a VAGINA and an A$$HOLE are debating as to who is the greatest of them all.


    BOOB: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.


    VAGINA: that's nothing. I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest.
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    Everyone knows the a$$hole is the greatest:

    THE BRAIN SAID : Since I control everything and do all the work I should be boss.

    THE FEET SAID: Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him to do what the Brain wants, I should be boss.

    THE HANDS SAID: Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep all the rest of you going, I should be boss.

    THE EYES SAID: Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, I should be boss.

    And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, and the Lungs.

    Finally the A$$hole spoke up and demanded that he be boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an A$$hole being boss.

    The A$$hole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands hung limply at his side, the Heart and Lungs struggled to keep going.

    All pleaded with the Brain to relent and let the A$$hole be boss, and so it happened. All parts did the work and the A$$hole just bossed and passed out a lot of $hit.

    MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be boss, just an A$$hole.

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