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    So, a man goes to see a Wizard...

    and asks "Can you lift a curse a Priest put on me years ago?"


    Maybe, says the wizard. Can you remember the Priests exact words ?


    Yes replied the man, they were "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justdroppedin View Post
    So, a man goes to see a Wizard...

    and asks "Can you lift a curse a Priest put on me years ago?"


    Maybe, says the wizard. Can you remember the Priests exact words ?


    Yes replied the man, they were "I now pronounce you Man and Wife"
    I had the curse 3 times !! LOL

    Thanx Justdroppedin !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGEQUANGTRI View Post
    I had the curse 3 times !! LOL

    Thanx Justdroppedin !
    Damn, lol, you truly are cursed!!!!

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    I beat you....four times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabacho View Post
    I beat you....four times.
    Haven't you learned your lesson yet? LOL

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    Yes I have. I finally realized I'm not the marrying kind but it took way too long.

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    Married twice second still pending.Going good so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogdayz View Post
    Haven't you learned your lesson yet? LOL

    In The Long Run it is "Cheaper To Rent" lol lol

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