Short ones.....
I arrived early to the restaurant.
The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?
I said no....
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm where he lives.
A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.'
'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the collie.
'You herd me' the sheep replied.
An electrician comes home late....
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail.
He tells you his name is Terry.
"Terry?" you say laughing, "Terry's a girls name!"
Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin’ Terry...
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I'm not joking, but he is.....
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